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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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joekeatinge:

captainstevexxx:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I love this 

Oh, man. More of these two, please.

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ceborgia:

zitadevi:

chrissipumpkin:

noworseforwear:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

fuck

THIS IS EVEN BETTER WITH THE ARTICLE!!

Well he shouldn’t have been imbibing. The youth was clearly asking for it.

Spectacular.

I think it refers to concept of “scientific boxing”, the idea that boxing should contain techniques and tactics instead of just mindless trying to beat ever-living shit out of you opponent. Modern boxing evolved about those days.

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mirrormaskcamera:

Crash Babies / Trevor Brown

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ctgraphy:

And don’t underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE
Cosplayer: srawr
The Little Mermaid
ACEN 2014

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zeekubeast:

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

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zeekubeast:

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

BEARTAUR

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mielikuvitusvapaana:

Varusteleka - Make Arnold Come

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