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Finnish. Male. Too old, too cold. NSFW every now and then.
OTP: Härski x Sörsselssön
Stuff I like (all)
- Anonymous asked:Great dream! But I reckon your big fat ass could squish a few zombie skulls! Just be careful they don't take a bite at your meaty cheeks!!
I’m concerned that you aren’t taking the threat of zombie teeth seriously enough.
- Anonymous asked:Speaking of dinosaur dicks, have you ever see Frisky Beast? The dino dildo website?
i’ve never received a more amazing message
yesterday was my last day at the seasonal job
as I was doing the task I was set to after my first break (checking...
If you thought the Bisexual Obstacle Course was tough, you should see Pan’s Labyrinth